7am. You’re wakin’ up in the mornin’. You gotta get fresh and go downstairs. After grabbin’ your bowl of cere-owl you rush out to the bus stop. But suddenly, you realize you forgot to read your morning blogs!
Which blog should you reaaaaaad?
Well, how about you head on over to Sharideth Smith’s blog called “A Woman’s Guide To Women: A Blog For Men” and read my guest post?
What is the post about? Great question! I’m glad you asked. It’s basically amazing dating advice I learned from reading Genesis. Here’s a little sneak peak:
How To Get The Girl: 4 Lessons From Genesis
1) Go to Sleep.
“What? Go to sleep? How in the world is that going to help me get the girl?”
Well, meet my friend, Adam. He was livin’ the high life as God’s zookeeper but was striking with the ladies. This was mostly due to the fact that the population of ladies was pretty low. Like, zero.
So God made him sleep, put on a fantastic display of Frankensteinian genius by removing Adam’s rib, and voila! God made Woman! Take that eHarmony!
Now, usually when you fall asleep and someone performs surgery on you without your knowledge, you wake up in a bathtub full of ice and missing a kidney. But Adam woke up in a lush garden next to a beautiful naked woman.
Then they got married and lived happily ever after. The End.
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