Imma level with you good folks: I had a rough day yesterday. And getting my post about Leviticus 2 all finished and funnied up just wasn’t in the cards. So I’m going to change it up a bit today.
Next week I am flying to Chicago to audition for the worship team at a big conference that will be held next year. It is a pretty big deal and I am excited about it. My audition will include singing a song and playing my guitar.
Please, make me laugh by answering the following question:
What would be THE WORST song I could sing at that audition?
I want these people to be horrified.
Example: “Last Friday Night” by Katy Perry or “Super Freak” by Rick James. Remember, this is for a worship team.
So let’s have it. Give me those songs! If you are lucky, I might just do one of them!
The Whole Dang Thing 
I’m thinkin a little Bieber might do ’em good. “Baby” would definitely be a winner.
Lady Gaga- born this way
I vote for “P. Diddy” by Kesha.
Nine Inch Nails – Head Like A Hole
Sounds like a good worship song but…isn’t.
Nine Inch Nails – Closer to God
…you asked
Final Countdown by Europe
wait. no. that would be awesome.
territorial pissings – Nirvana
Hollaback Girl – Gwen Stefani
hopefully I can remember how to spell “Banananananas.” Dangit!
Let’s not forget “Afternoon Delight” for the Starland Vocal Band. That little diddy is a stone-cold lock!
haha, this is my favorite so far! “rubbin’ sticks and stones together make the sparks ignite . . . “
BTW – I love the redesign! Looks awesome!
hell’s bell’s
I like where your head’s at!
Walk this Way…but do the Run DMC version that way you can also get your rap on and really impress them !
Lady GaGa – Judas
wrong on so many levels … lol!
It depends on which way you’re trying to horrify them; musically or lyrically. I’m pretty sure you’d steal the show with Gaga’s Alejandro.
NEW BOYZ – BETTER WITH THE LIGHTS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha! Love it.
Hey JBen, try this “It’s All About Me” http://youtu.be/D1FqF0goGFo
Horrified? I think a tune from Broadway’s “Avenue Q” might do it. Maybe “Schadenfreude” or “If You Were Gay”….. I think “You Can Be As Loud as the H*ll Want When You’re Makin’ Love” might be pushing it…. lol
haha. I was in NY last summer and considered, for about a second, going to see that with my mom and sister. I think I made the right choice.
Um,
Snap!’s “The Power” or
“It Takes Two (To Make A Thing Go Right)”
R. Kelly bump & grind would be a bad choice
I don’t see nuthin’ wrong with . . . singing that song.
well, cee lo green has this one really catchy song….
I’ve personally always wanted a worship leader who sounds and behaves like Jack White. He should be your target. And you should go grunge.