The tag-line of this blog is “blogging through the Bible with irreverent reverence.” Today, I am going to lean heavily on the irreverent side.
Yesterday I mentioned that Deuteronomy is getting a little repetitive. So I need to find new and creative ways to respond to that repetition.
And is there a better way to respond to repetition than a drinking game?*
Here’s what I’m going to do: I am going to think of as many “Deuteronomy catchphrases” as I can and list them here. I will also list what you need to do when you encounter one in chapter 12. (I have not read chapter 12 yet) Then I will read the chapter and make note of how many time each thing occurred.
And finally, I will let you know how drunk I am on a scale of “hand me the keys” to, “Katy Perry’s Last Friday Night was written about me.”**
Sip of Beer if you read:
- Lord your God
- Commandments, Statutes, Ordinances, Decrees
Communion Cup Sized shot if you read:
- Egypt, Pharaoh, Slavery
- Mighty Hand, Outstretched Arm
Real Sized shot if you read:
Real size shot
ho boy. 8. 8 shots.
Please, don try this atcher home. Bad news mafriends. Bahnews.
Now will someone take me to the hospital?
Maybe next time I can figure out how to turn this into a game of BINGO.
* Yes. Yes there is.
** I am not actually going to drink anything. Nor should you. Do not ever try this. Ever!!!